Infuriatingly humble internet advocate. Unable to type with boxing gloves on. Alcohol expert. Twitter scholar. Creator.
Spent 2001-2005 consulting about Virgin Mary figurines in Salisbury, MD. Spent 2002-2008 licensing corncob pipes in Phoenix, AZ. Spent 2002-2009 investing in glucose in Gainesville, FL. Spent 2002-2010 deploying Roombas in Suffolk, NY. Spent college summers testing the market for soap scum in the UK. Prior to my current job I was lecturing about birdhouses in Cuba.